Balanced, spin-free news — in your headphones every morning.
Harold is your personal AI news anchor. He reads hundreds of news sources around the clock and texts you a short, balanced, upbeat audio brief — unbiased, ad-free, and spin-free. No doom-scrolling. No outrage. Just your custom headlines, read to you.
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Just the headlines. No spin. No opinion. No ads.
Harold cuts everything out of the news that isn't actually the news. What's left is what you actually need to know — that's it. No ads, no apps, no spin, no bias, no doomscroll, no rage-bait, no fear-mongering, no clickbait. No political spin, just what actually happened.
The world is a zoo. Harold is your anchor.
Harold was built because the news is exhausting. Every headline designed to outrage. Every feed packed with ads. Every post demands a reaction. Harold just reports what's happening now — and we trust you to form your own opinions.
Like an owl, he's awake while you sleep. He reads news around the world, weighs the sources, strips the spin, and generates a custom, short audio briefing, then sends it every morning at the same time — or whatever time you choose. Every brief ends on some good news. Harold reads 400+ sources every day, the average briefing runs about 5 minutes, and there are zero ads — forever.
How it works
1. Harold reads… everything.
Full spectrum — BBC, AP, Reuters, NPR, WSJ, Fox, local papers, tech blogs, financial wires, niche newsletters. Left, right, global, hyper-local. Then he strips out the outrage and the clickbait.
2. Harold records a short, balanced audio briefing — for you.
Stories are cross-referenced, spin is stripped, and what remains becomes a tight 5-minute audio file designed and read for you, specifically.
3. Delivered to your inbox (and phone).
Basic gets an email each morning; Premium gets an SMS and an email. One tap opens that day's briefing page where you can listen — and read along if you want. No app, no ads, no login, no feed.
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Hear yesterday's briefing on the live site — matter-of-fact news, designed to inform, not enrage, narrated by Harold.
Two plans. Seven-day free trial.
The Harold Basic — a daily audio briefing delivered by email each morning, with U.S. and world headlines and one good story to close. The Harold Premium — a personalized briefing delivered by SMS and email, with all core and extended segments you choose, a greeting by name, local city headlines, local weather and events, and custom delivery times. Both start with a 7-day free trial — $0 charged today, cancel anytime.
Why do you charge for this?
Most news is free because you're the product. The Harold charges because we refuse to take money from advertisers. That's right… No ads. No sponsors. Ever! Your subscription covers the cost of AI research, voice generation, and daily SMS and email delivery. Clean, simple, and pure.
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Questions people ask
How does the personalization work?
When you sign up, you pick your segments, your home city, favorite teams, and topics you care about. Harold writes and generates your briefing around those preferences, and a portal lets you change anything, anytime.
What sources does Harold read?
Over 400, across the political spectrum and the globe — wire services (AP, Reuters), national and local papers, international outlets, tech blogs, and niche newsletters. He's just looking for the facts, without the bias.
Is this just AI-generated slop?
No. Harold uses AI to absorb every headline across hundreds of outlets, verify the facts against multiple sources, and strip out the spin. No hallucinated stories. If we get something wrong, we correct it in the next briefing and tell you.
Will there ever be ads?
No. Advertising — even the most innocuous kind — shapes how stories get reported. We're purpose-built to avoid that. Your subscription is the only thing funding Harold.
I’m subscribed. How do I access my account?
Access to your account comes in a tokenized link that’s texted and emailed to you every day. Simply click through to your briefing page, where you listen, and all of your account settings are accessible from there.
How do I cancel?
Canceling is easy: click the link for your daily brief, go down to settings, and then go to the cancellation section (three clicks to cancel your renewal).
Your first briefing arrives tomorrow morning.
Seven days free. Cancel anytime. That's the whole pitch. Get Harold →